THINGS LIKE THIS WOULDN’T HAPPEN

If I Wouldn’t Exercise my Brain

What is a physio-symptomatic paradox?

One who is too sleepy to get up in the morning,

yet is too awake to fall asleep it night.

The pen might be mightier than the sword,

But the tongue is sharper than both.

Wild horses thrive in an unstable environment.

Mi shebairach? One who is in [sore] kneed.

What is an arresting statement?

Something said with conviction.

No matter how many times a wedding ceremony is rehearsed there, always a hitch, while a funeral is always successful with the first hearse.

What is scrap?

Salvageable crap.

SEWAGE is the fluid motion employed in the production of clothing, also referred to as GARB.

GARBAGE is the solid result of those fluid motions.

Dentistry is one of the most specialized occupations today:

For treatment on a wisdom tooth visit a professor

an eyetooth an oculist

a canine tooth a veterinarian

an incisor tooth a cutler

a back tooth a chiropractor

a false tooth a counterfeiter

an upper tooth a socialite

a root canal an excavator

a major job a military officer

a little treatment a miner

and so it goes, but be prepared to pay far more than you used to.

The dentist used to explain that “he had to pay a lot to learn in college”.

Now he has four children to put through university.